Idea for Daily Show interview

I had an idea for something new to add to the discussion about the heart attack grill and thought I'd run it by you to see what you think.

One thing we'd like restaurant owner Jon Basso to do is to consider different uniforms for his waitresses. Since it seems more important to him that he sell his burgers with sex than necessarily with nurses, we thought we'd offer a few options for him. These photos/costumes come from 3 Wishes.com lingerie store.

First, he could just dress them up in something sexy, keeping nurses out of it.

Or he could use costumes of surreal figures such as elves, pixies and nymphs.

Or he could use sexy cat uniforms, but that might lead to an increase in bestiality, so maybe it's not such a good idea afterall.

Or, he could choose another profession besides nursing--but we don't want any other group of professionals to be harassed, so he could make it a profession that no longer exists in this form, such as pirates:

You know many of the Grill's customers have been corresponding with me, and after getting to know many of them, I really think Basso might want to just to meet his customers where they are: